We don’t know about you, but we’ve been busy. But we are going to make it out to see Zoetic Stage’s critically acclaimed production of ASSASSINS at The Arsht Center, which closes Sunday.
But we’re intrigued by the National Theatre of Scotland’s offering ; a play set in a bar played in a real bar. MDC Live Arts brought it over from The Auld Country. So we might make a second trek down to Miami this week. (Well, our fifth, truth be told).
On a completely unrelated note, do you know what really sucks? When you go to peak at a theater’s web page while you’re at work, and suddenly your speakers blare to life because some jerk decided that the web site should automatically play music, alerting your boss that you’re not working on the TPS reports at all. Don’t you hate when that happens? We do. So without naming any names, if you are an artistic director who happens to have a website that plays music, STOP THAT SHIT!
Here's what's playing on the scene this weekend:
The Wick Theatre offers The Full Monty through March 23rd, 2014.
The Plaza Theatre opens Rags, through March 16th.
Thinking Cap Theatre opens Pool (No Water) at its new home at The MUSE Center for the Arts, through March 8.
you still haven't missed...
Palm Beach Dramaworks presents Harold Pinter’s Old Times through March 2, 2014
New Theatre presents David Caudle’s Visiting Hours at the South Miami-Dade Cultural Arts Center through March 2, 2014
The M Ensemble presents Knock Me A Kiss at the South Miami-Dade Cultural Arts Center through February 23, 2014.
If you somehow managed to miss My Son The Waiter all those weekends it was playing at the Stage Door Theatre last year, you’re in luck. Miami Stage Door Theatre brings Brad Zimmerman and his one-man-show back to the Byron Carlisle Theater through March 2.
Harold Pinter’s Old Times is challenging audiences at Palm Beach Dramaworks through March 2.
Weisenthal plays at the Broward Stage Door Theater, through March 16.
Laffing Matterz is back for another season of dinner, music, and outrageous original comedy at the Broward Center for the Performing Arts, Thursdays through Saturdays, with some Sunday matinees.
coming and going...
SPANK! The Fifty Shades Parody plays at the Kravis Center for the Performing Arts through Sunday.
The National Theatre of Scotland/ MD College Arts Live present The Strange Undoing of Prudencia Hart at Bar 337.
There’s a shocking amount of theatre happening in South Miami-Dade county this weekend Philadelphia’s renowned Walnut Street Theatre brings its production of Driving Miss Daisy to the South Miami-Dade Cultural Arts Center through Saturday; don’t blink or you’ll miss it.
last chance to see...
The Zoetic Stage production of Assassins plays at The Adrienne Arsht Center for the Performing Arts through February 23.
Parade Productions presents The Last Schwartz at the Mizner Park Cultural Arts Center, through February 23.
Broward Stage Door presents Crimes of the Heart, through February 23.
The University of Miami Theatre Department offers the musical Floyd Collins at the Jerry Herman Ring Theatre through February 22. If you go, and you find yourself itching to leave by intermission – DON’T! Stay for the Act 2 opener. After that, you’ll stay for the whole thing and you’ll be glad you did. Trust us.
Nova University Theatre presents Everyman at the Black Box Theatre in the Don Taft University Center through Sunday. Say THAT three times fast; we dare you.
Main Street Playhouse, which is not the oldest community theatre in South Florida, but is the oldest continually operating community theatre in Miami-Dade County, presents Next Fall, through March 2.
Florida Atlantic University Department of Theater offers Two Gentleman of Verona through February 23, 2014.
Pocahontas plays at the Showtime Performing Arts Theatre through March 1.
City Theatre brings The Amazing Adventures of Dr Wonderful and her Dog to the Broward Center for the Performing Arts on Sunday.